The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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