how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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