yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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