The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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