I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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