she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
