I CAN MOONWALK!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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