remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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