this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
