i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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