I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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