she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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