so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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