It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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