420 ftw
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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