I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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