it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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