at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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