whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
as a side note pls kill me
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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