I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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