check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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