remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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