you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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