Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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