Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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