Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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