But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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