let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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