So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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