Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i dont even know how to be here
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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