Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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