IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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