like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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