Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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