im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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