OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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