Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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