why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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