Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think my moral compass just broke
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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