There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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