why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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