i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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