whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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