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• (847): View more from Illinois

  So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids

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