Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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