Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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