That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Couch. On fire.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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