He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
