Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
No stitches, just platelets and will power
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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