i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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