Small penises have feelings too.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
