How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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