I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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