This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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